Wednesday, May 25, 2011

NOW HERES THE HARSH REALITY!



WE ALL KNOW HE IS TALKING
ABOUT REBECCA BLACK RIGHT?!

getsleazywithronweasley:livewithoutstrategy:iftheworldwasonfire:thirteenreasonswhyy:misplacedsanity:awakenedbythelightofstars:would-you-fuck-me-hard-if-i-:butwhatifitoldyou:themessyoumade-:cocks-and-robbers:BARBIE, SERIOUSLY, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING? NOBODY WEARS WHITE PANTS WITH GREY TOPS. SERIOUSLY. I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE FASHIONABLE. AND WHAT IS WITH THAT RANDOM-ASS ONION IN THAT RANDOM-ASS BOX ON YOUR WALL. MOVE THE FUCKING ONION AND FILL THAT FUCKING BOX WITH SOME OF THE SHIT ON YOUR FRIDGE. SERIOUSLY BARBIE, YOU ARE DRUNK.Why the hell is there wine on your stove, Barbie? That shit’s flammable, bitch.Why the fuck is there a goddamn mouse at the bottom of the fridge, Barbe? That’s nasty, you fucking pig. What the fuck barbie, why the hell do you need a calculator on your fridge? Uneducated bitch.What the fuck barbie, WHY IS THERE A HEAD IN YOUR FRIDGE?! Murderer.What the fuck Barbie, garden hoses are supposed to be OUTSIDE IN YOUR Garden.  Not in your kitchen.  Dumb bitch.  Barbie, what the hell is wrong with you? Don’t leave the fucking fridge open, you’re going to let everything spoil. Were you born in a fucking barn? I didn’t think so, close your fridge…ungrateful bitch.Fucking hell, Barbie, that fucking hose isn’t connected to anything! What are you planning on cleaning that blood with? Unicorn farts and leprechaun faerie thoughts?what the fuck, barbie? Why are you feeding your dog human blood and shit? That’s fucking nasty. And unhealthy. Stupid ass bitch. I’m calling PETA on your ass.  Barbie, what the hell. Why are you on your knees? This is not the bedroom, whore.Really Barbie?  A fucking calculator on your fridge?  Still trying to calculate how much you can sell yourself for?  Fucking prostitute. The fuck Barbie? Why do you have grater and a blender on top of your fridge? That shit could fall on someone or get dusty and shit.  That’s unsanity, bitch.
everystaryoueverwanted:I’m not the only one? :B
midnight-charm:interezting:midnight-charm:kadijahcouldcareless:She ruined the show for me….until GaGa came back out :)omg, ruined, really, seriously? ^^ burn that girl at the stake, Frida doesn’t ruin anythingthey don’t even know her name, her NAME! And that she actually has a perfect walk and slipping once on a show doesn’t change anything+ Frida covered that perfectly, and Frida is really tall unlike Gaga