I wonder, why there is a woman who could survive with this annoying of me..
For people who believe in reincarnation, maybe they'll say she owes me a lot in her past life. Luckily we do not believe any reincarnation, hallucinations, tahayulisation, so it does not need confusing repayment for justification.
By the way my wife has never been fat ever since living with me, probably for women who fear being fat may consider the fast diet tips above. Living with annoying man, ok this is a #joke of course : p